The Menarchist
idontneedyourheroact:

my-fandoms-rule:

scolipede:

Like your mother and your cousin, your aunt, your sister-in-law, your grandmother and every single woman in your family.

do they all just mate with the same man or something

obviously they reproduce asexually through mitosis

idontneedyourheroact:

my-fandoms-rule:

scolipede:

Like your mother and your cousin, your aunt, your sister-in-law, your grandmother and every single woman in your family.

do they all just mate with the same man or something

obviously they reproduce asexually through mitosis

svvords:

nice butt ur sitting on the wrong side of the chair 

svvords:

nice butt ur sitting on the wrong side of the chair 

Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
Me: no
Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser

unclefather:

when U leave the barber shop with that clean cut 

image

buzzfeedceleb:

em-azingg:

Zac after he dropped a condom on the rep carpet! 

Never forget.

buzzfeedceleb:

em-azingg:

Zac after he dropped a condom on the rep carpet! 

Never forget.

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

diamoncls:

this car knows something about barbie that we dont

diamoncls:

this car knows something about barbie that we dont

different0angle:

god i love this so much

different0angle:

god i love this so much